Sunday, February 22, 2009

SCHOOL JOKES

Tinkku was apointed as maths teacher in a village school.He was ordered to speak only in English.
This is how he responded.

1. Take a stick cut it into equal parts take the longest one .

2. Both of you three go and stand in the middle of the corner of that class .

3. Take an empty glass full of water .

4. Open the window, let the atmosphere to push in .

5. I have two daughters , both are girls .

6. All of you stand in a straight circle .

7. Take 5 cm wire of any length .

8. Get out.If you don't get out i will ask the principal to get out.

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