GRAND FATHER JOKE !

Grand father: " Kid go and hid. your teacher is comming ".

Kid: " Grand father , you go and hid first ".

Grand father: " Why son? ".

Kid : " Because , last week i took leave saying that Grand father died ".

AN SMS MSG

My msgs are just like " moon "......................

One day it " Increases "..............

One day it " Decreases "..............................

May be one day it " Disappear "........................

But.................

Never " Dies "............................

Any time it may come " Back "..........................

Who says " Nothing is impossible ".............

??????????

I have done " Nothing " in the past four years........

and believe me , it is possible.........................

A TRUE THOUGHT SMS

When you are up in our life.......

Your friends know who you are.............

When you are down in life..........................

You know who your friends are.................

TITANIC REMAKE JOKE

South Indian megastar Rajnikanth ..

is remaking..... Titanic......

but with some changes !....

In his version of Titanic in the end..............................

He (the Hero) doesn't die.........

But He swims across the ocean with.....

Heroine in one hand and...................................................


the Titanic in other hand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A PHILOSOPHICAL MESSAGE FOR ALL

A pure hearted person.......

Can have a wonderful smile...........

That makes even his enemies.......

To feel guilty for being his enemy........

So catch the world with your smile...................

A MESSAGE FOR FRIENDS

I may not say that..

I remember you at every breadth......

But I could say for sure....

That I wont forget you till my last breadth.......

Keep smiling....................

TRUE FRIENDSHIP ?

What is true friendship ?

It is ...........

Giving someone the ability to destroy you..............................

But........................

Trusting that they will never do it...........................

CARING MESSAGE TO A FRIEND

Dont judge anybody..

by the way they speak and smile !............


Judge them by the way they care..................


Because care is the outcome of real love in all relationship...................

LOVELY JOKE MSG TO A FRIEND

In this cruel world,..........

It is very difficult to find a friend.....

beautiful heart.....

pure feelings.......

attractive personality.....

and stylish looks.....

So dont lose me !!!!!!!!!!!!!........

A NOBEL PRIZE JOKE

A scientist disconnected his door bell.!.................................

Do you know why?......................


He wanted to win the No-bell prize !.........................

A FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS

Days may end without seeing you..................

Days may end without talking to you.............

Days may end without messaging to you..........

But the,

Day never ends without remembering you..............

Happy friendship day.......................

FRIENDSHIP DAY MESSAGE

Have a heart that never breaks...........

Have a smile that never fades...............

Have a touch that never hurts...............

Have a friendship that never ends...........

Happy friendship day...