SCHOOL JOKES

Tinkku was apointed as maths teacher in a village school.He was ordered to speak only in English.
This is how he responded.

1. Take a stick cut it into equal parts take the longest one .

2. Both of you three go and stand in the middle of the corner of that class .

3. Take an empty glass full of water .

4. Open the window, let the atmosphere to push in .

5. I have two daughters , both are girls .

6. All of you stand in a straight circle .

7. Take 5 cm wire of any length .

8. Get out.If you don't get out i will ask the principal to get out.

B-Tech DEGREE MEASURED IN MEMORY

8 Semesters ......................

8GB Syllabus ...............................

8MB we choose .................................

8KB we study ................................................

8BYTES we answer ....................................................

BINARY marks we get ............................................................

This is known as B-Tech Degree ...........................................................................

ENGINEERS JOKE

Ramlal " among my four sons three are engineers ".

Tinkku " what about fourth ? ".

Ramlal " he is useless and didn't studied and became a barber ".

Tinkku " then why dont you throw him out ? ".

Ramlal " because he is the only one who earns ".

NEW TECHNIQUE TO LEARN ENGLISH ALPHABETS

A - Aristocrate.

B - Bagpiper.

C - Contessa

D - Director Special.

E - Eight PM.

F - Fundrop.

G - Godfather.

H - Haywards.

I - Imperial Blue.

J- Joney Walker.

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V - Vat 69.

W - White hall.

X - XXX Rum.

Y - Yankey.

Z - Zingaro.

ADVICE FROM TINKKU

A mother makes her son gentle in 20 years.

But a girl makes him mental in 20 seconds .

So enjoy a bachelor life.