KOZHIKOD LKG SONG (for Keralites)

Kozhikod LKG Song...............

HAMSA,HAMSA.....YES VAAPPA.........

CHAKKARA TINNA ?.......
ILLUPPA.........................

IJ POLI PARAYALLE.......
ILLUPPAA.......

BAYATHORAKKEEN...........
HA...HA..HA...

MEANING OF A FRIEND

FRIEND means :

" F "ree from all formalities ,

" R "Ight to say anything ,

" E "ither good or bad ,

" N "o sorry no thanks ,

" D "ear to dearest one !.........

SHAKESPEAR'S LOVE

" LOVE is Beautiful Wonderful and Amazing................................

You feel it is the best thing in the world............................................

Until Your Daughter falls in LOVE............!!!!!!!!! "

FUNNY THOUGHTS

1. If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit , then why whales are fat ?

2. Why is that everybody wants to go to heaven , But nobody wants to die?

3. I can say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white pieces are moved first?

4. In our country there is freedom of speech , Then why there are telephone bills ?

H1N1 VIRUS JOKE

A lion came across a pig and said : " I roar and the whole jungle fears ".

Pig replies : " Nowadays I sneeze and the whole world fears ".

How things change with time !

A NICE SMS

Heart is a crystal ,.............

Preserve it.!...............

Love is perfume,...........

spread it !...........................

Feelings are like fluid, flow it !...............

Friendship is an umbrella, come..................

Let us share it..................................................................

SENSITIVE FRIENDSHIP MESSAGE

When you count your best friends ,..........

You may not count me...............................

When you count your close friends , you may not count me.................

But, when you really need a friend, ........................................

Just start counting from me.................................................

GRAND FATHER JOKE !

Grand father: " Kid go and hid. your teacher is comming ".

Kid: " Grand father , you go and hid first ".

Grand father: " Why son? ".

Kid : " Because , last week i took leave saying that Grand father died ".

AN SMS MSG

My msgs are just like " moon "......................

One day it " Increases "..............

One day it " Decreases "..............................

May be one day it " Disappear "........................

But.................

Never " Dies "............................

Any time it may come " Back "..........................

Who says " Nothing is impossible ".............

??????????

I have done " Nothing " in the past four years........

and believe me , it is possible.........................

A TRUE THOUGHT SMS

When you are up in our life.......

Your friends know who you are.............

When you are down in life..........................

You know who your friends are.................

TITANIC REMAKE JOKE

South Indian megastar Rajnikanth ..

is remaking..... Titanic......

but with some changes !....

In his version of Titanic in the end..............................

He (the Hero) doesn't die.........

But He swims across the ocean with.....

Heroine in one hand and...................................................


the Titanic in other hand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A PHILOSOPHICAL MESSAGE FOR ALL

A pure hearted person.......

Can have a wonderful smile...........

That makes even his enemies.......

To feel guilty for being his enemy........

So catch the world with your smile...................

A MESSAGE FOR FRIENDS

I may not say that..

I remember you at every breadth......

But I could say for sure....

That I wont forget you till my last breadth.......

Keep smiling....................

TRUE FRIENDSHIP ?

What is true friendship ?

It is ...........

Giving someone the ability to destroy you..............................

But........................

Trusting that they will never do it...........................

CARING MESSAGE TO A FRIEND

Dont judge anybody..

by the way they speak and smile !............


Judge them by the way they care..................


Because care is the outcome of real love in all relationship...................

LOVELY JOKE MSG TO A FRIEND

In this cruel world,..........

It is very difficult to find a friend.....

beautiful heart.....

pure feelings.......

attractive personality.....

and stylish looks.....

So dont lose me !!!!!!!!!!!!!........

A NOBEL PRIZE JOKE

A scientist disconnected his door bell.!.................................

Do you know why?......................


He wanted to win the No-bell prize !.........................

A FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS

Days may end without seeing you..................

Days may end without talking to you.............

Days may end without messaging to you..........

But the,

Day never ends without remembering you..............

Happy friendship day.......................

FRIENDSHIP DAY MESSAGE

Have a heart that never breaks...........

Have a smile that never fades...............

Have a touch that never hurts...............

Have a friendship that never ends...........

Happy friendship day...

A MORING MESSAGE JOKE

Tinkku got an sms from Guruji in the early morning.

Sms was like this ' Get up all you lazy people and do something for the nation '.

Suddenly a second sms came ' Oh ! sorry it was you ?.You go back to sleep.........
That will be better for the nation.................................... '

LIVE LIKE A BUTTERFLY

A butter fly lives only for few days..............................

But it still flies joyfully capturing many hearts..........................

Each moment in life is very precious........................

Live it and win many hearts..................................

AN SMS WITH LOTS OF LOVE

If each leaf of a Tree is your smile..........................................

then...............................

I promise you...................................................

I will water it throughout my life..............................................

' To see Your evergreen smile for ever.....................'

A MALAYALI JOKE (For Keralites only)

MALAYALI enna vaakkintee artham?...............

M - Mattulla

A - Alukalude

L - Life

A - Alampakkan

Y - Yathoru

A - Arappum

L - Levalesam

I - Illathavan..................

So are you a good MALAYALI ?........................................

A FIRST NIGHT JOKE

Tinkku : " I divorced my wife on the first night................ "

Friend : " Why ? "

Tinkku : " I saw the label on her panties ' Tested ok by Michael and Sons ' ".

IDIOTS JOKE

Tinkku : " Guruji ,I think I fail regularly because I don't have a women behind me "

Guruji : " Some idiots say that , behind every successful man there is a women.But nobody knows

the fact that women go only behind successful men................"

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GURU JOKE

Tinkku : " Guruji , that engineer just slapped me !!!!!........."

Guru : " Dear son , never ask women her age................................

Man his salary............................................................ and

nowadays........... an engineering student about his placements.............

It hurts alot........ah !!!!........I know that well..........."


( Guru himself was a jobless computer engineer ! )

A BEAUTIFUL GIRL SMS JOKE

Tinkku's brother : " Hey from where did you get this cycle ? "


Tinkku : " From the park.I saw a beautiful girl.She took me to a lonely place.........
and....removed some of her clothes .......and said ' Take whatever you want '...........
then I took her cycle......."


Tinkku's brother : " Wow brother ,you have done a great job.I am sure her clothes
wont fit you.So it was intelligent of you to take her cycle, instead of clothes !.... "

SMS JOKE FOR KERALITES

Barber akum munbu Balan evide joli cheitirunnu ?

a) Infosys.

b) IBS.

C) Satyam.

Ans = C.

Because .....................................Barbaram Balane SATHYAthillarum tiriccharinjilla !..........................

AN SMS FOR EVERYONE

We are born alone, we live alone, we die alone...................................................

Only through our love and friendship, can we create the illusion for the moment that we are not alone...................................................................................................................................

A MOSQUITO JOKE

Manu : " Why are you going up through the ladder ? "

Tinkku replied : " To escape from the mosquitoes "

Manu : " You fool, mosquitoes will also come there and attack you "

Tinkku : " Cant you think man ?.I will remove the ladder. "

SMILING SMS

Heart can skip beats for a while................................................................

Memories can be kept in a file...................................................................

Desert can be replaced by Nile..................................................................

But nothing can stop a smile................................................................

When your name appears on my mobile..............................................................

A NICE SMS FOR FRIENDS

I may be far.........................................................

4 a min..............................................................

4 a hr.................................................................

4 a day..............................................................

4 a month.........................................................

But I will always be there 4 you......................

I may not be able...............................................

2 say always......................................................

gd morning........................................................

gd evening.........................................................

gd night..............................................................

But I will never say ....good bye......................

When you are in trouble..................................

AN SMS TO YOUR LOVED ONES

What is the difference between your and my smile ?.....................

You smile when you are happy..........and I smile when you are happy...........................

A PHILOSOPHICAL SMS

A bitter truth of life and love.......................


" If we get whatever we love , there is no respect for tears..............."

" I f we love whatever we get , there is no need for tears.................."

A GOOD SMS TO YOUR LOVED ONES

Heart said to eyes : " Don't see more because you see and i suffer........."

Eyes said to heart : " Don't think more , because you feel and i cry for it ..........."

SMS FOR FRIENDS

If each leaf of a tree is your smile then...........

I promise you...........

I will water it throughout my life..........

To see your evergreen smile for ever.........

LIGHTNING JOKE

Mr Tinkku died due to lightning...............

His body was found smiling............

Everybody in heaven was wondering.........

When God asked Tinkku said " I thought somebody was taking my photograph "

WINDOWS XP JOKE ( for Keralites only )

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as " THALLE JANALA XP "
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Some commands :-

SAVE :- Rakshikkade appi.

SAVE AS :- Langane rakshikkadey.

SAVE ALL :- Appi de yellarem rasheeru.

PASTE :- Yeduthu chambadey.

RUN :- Vodada macchu.

CUT :- Piruthu kalayadey macchu.

SEARCH :- Thappi vidade appi.

EXIT :- Irangi podey payale.

OPEN :- Tvorakkadey macchu.

SHUT DOWN :- Appa macchu salam.

SYSTEM BUSY :- Thalle kalip theeranillalla.

SYSTEM ERROR :- Lavan puliyaanu keta.

RESTART :- Oru varavu koode varendi varum keta.

NEWBORN BABY JOKE

A newly born baby asks nurse " Do you have a mobile phone ? "

Nurse " Yes I have,but why do you need it ? "

Baby " To give a miss call to God to inform that I have reached safely ! "

GREAT MEN .....JOKE..

Mr Tinkku was learning Indian history............

These great people are confusing me.......!...!

Jawaharlal Nehru : " Laziness is our biggest enemy ".


Mahatma Gandhi : " We should learn to love our enemies ".

OOH...!....!!!! Which one to follow........?

BEGGAR ....SOFTWARE ENGINEER......JOKE

When a Beggar meets another Beggar and a......Software Engineer meets another

Software Engineer they ask the same question........

" Which platform are you working on ? ".

PHILOSOPHICAL JOKE

Crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing........

Rabbit thought to do the same thing and sat on the ground.......

A wolf came and ate it.......

MORAL : To sit and do nothing you need to be on top.........
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AUTO DRIVER JOKES

A Japaneese came to India.He took an auto to air port Mr Tinkku was driving it.......

A Honda car overtakes.......Japaneese said " Honda made in Japan very FAST...."

Next a Toyota overtakes Japaneese said " Toyota made in Japan very FAST....".

Airport came Japaneese asked " How much? "

Driver Tinkku replied " 800 Rs ".

Japaneese asked " Why so expensive? ".

Tinkku replied " Meter made in India very FAST.........."

TERRORIST REPORTER JOKES

Reporter " What will your childern opt for higher studies ? "

Terrorist " BE - Bomb Engineering

M.B.B.S - Member of Bomb Blasting Society

IIT - International Institute of Terrorism

CAT - Career in Alqueda and Taliban

MTECH - Masters in Terror Technology

LLB - Learning Licence for Bomb blasting

MSc - Missile Science

BSc - Bio weapon Science "

SCHOOL JOKES

Tinkku was apointed as maths teacher in a village school.He was ordered to speak only in English.
This is how he responded.

1. Take a stick cut it into equal parts take the longest one .

2. Both of you three go and stand in the middle of the corner of that class .

3. Take an empty glass full of water .

4. Open the window, let the atmosphere to push in .

5. I have two daughters , both are girls .

6. All of you stand in a straight circle .

7. Take 5 cm wire of any length .

8. Get out.If you don't get out i will ask the principal to get out.

B-Tech DEGREE MEASURED IN MEMORY

8 Semesters ......................

8GB Syllabus ...............................

8MB we choose .................................

8KB we study ................................................

8BYTES we answer ....................................................

BINARY marks we get ............................................................

This is known as B-Tech Degree ...........................................................................

ENGINEERS JOKE

Ramlal " among my four sons three are engineers ".

Tinkku " what about fourth ? ".

Ramlal " he is useless and didn't studied and became a barber ".

Tinkku " then why dont you throw him out ? ".

Ramlal " because he is the only one who earns ".

NEW TECHNIQUE TO LEARN ENGLISH ALPHABETS

A - Aristocrate.

B - Bagpiper.

C - Contessa

D - Director Special.

E - Eight PM.

F - Fundrop.

G - Godfather.

H - Haywards.

I - Imperial Blue.

J- Joney Walker.

' '

' '

V - Vat 69.

W - White hall.

X - XXX Rum.

Y - Yankey.

Z - Zingaro.

ADVICE FROM TINKKU

A mother makes her son gentle in 20 years.

But a girl makes him mental in 20 seconds .

So enjoy a bachelor life.

MODERN NURSERY RHYMES

Tinkku created an ultra modern NURSERY RHYME for the NEW YEAR.

Twinkle twinkle

Liquor Bar

How i wonder what a Bar

Quarter rates are up so high

Drink a Rum with Chicken fry

REVISED NEWTON'S FIRST LAW

Tinkku revised Newton's First Law :




" Every book continues to be in its state of rest or covered with dust , untill and

unless an internal


or external exams appears !!!! "

SHOP JOKES

Once Tinkku went to a pettikkada.

He asked " what's the cost of this banana ?"..

Shop keeper " 1 Rs sir ".

Tinkku " can you give it for 60Ps ".

Shop keeper " you will get only the banana peel for 60 Ps ".

Tinkku " well here is 40 Ps give me only the banana without the peel ! "

IT JOKES

Tinkku got a computer job.

First day he worked till night.

Boss was very happy " what did you do yesterday ".

Tinkku said " the key board alphabets were not in order so i arranged them.".

PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE

Tinkku's PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE.

1.lOVE YOUR BED IT'S YOUR TEMPLE.

2.RELAX IN THE DAY , SO THAT YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.

3.BOOKS ARE HOLY SO DON'T TOUCH THEM.

4.STUDYING IS HEALTHY SO LEAVE IT FOR SICK PEOPLE.

RAILWAYS JOKES

Tinkku was traveling in a train in Chennai.

A man sitting near him asked " tamil terima ".

Tinkku got angry and said " hindi tera baap ".

BAR JOKES

Once Mr Tinkku went to a bar in New York.

Man on his left said " Johny Walker single ".

Man on his right said " Peter Scotch single ".

Tinkku said " Tinkku married ".

MYSTERY OF MATHS

Biggest mystery of maths :


1000's of years passed ,


Millions of theorems derived ,


Crores of formulas made ,


But still ,


' x ' is unknown

SMS JOKES

Mr.Tinkku got a message from his girlfriend

" I Miss U Da "

Tinkku replied

" I Mr U Di "

AIRLINES JOKE

Mr.Tinkku went to airport and took ticket after seeing the advertisement " Warm and motherly experience "

He asked the airlines worker about add

Airlines Manager " Warm because AC is not working and motherly because all air hostess are above 50 years of age .......... "

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