FUNNY THOUGHTS

1. If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit , then why whales are fat ?

2. Why is that everybody wants to go to heaven , But nobody wants to die?

3. I can say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white pieces are moved first?

4. In our country there is freedom of speech , Then why there are telephone bills ?

H1N1 VIRUS JOKE

A lion came across a pig and said : " I roar and the whole jungle fears ".

Pig replies : " Nowadays I sneeze and the whole world fears ".

How things change with time !

A NICE SMS

Heart is a crystal ,.............

Preserve it.!...............

Love is perfume,...........

spread it !...........................

Feelings are like fluid, flow it !...............

Friendship is an umbrella, come..................

Let us share it..................................................................

SENSITIVE FRIENDSHIP MESSAGE

When you count your best friends ,..........

You may not count me...............................

When you count your close friends , you may not count me.................

But, when you really need a friend, ........................................

Just start counting from me.................................................