A MORING MESSAGE JOKE

Tinkku got an sms from Guruji in the early morning.

Sms was like this ' Get up all you lazy people and do something for the nation '.

Suddenly a second sms came ' Oh ! sorry it was you ?.You go back to sleep.........
That will be better for the nation.................................... '

LIVE LIKE A BUTTERFLY

A butter fly lives only for few days..............................

But it still flies joyfully capturing many hearts..........................

Each moment in life is very precious........................

Live it and win many hearts..................................

AN SMS WITH LOTS OF LOVE

If each leaf of a Tree is your smile..........................................

then...............................

I promise you...................................................

I will water it throughout my life..............................................

' To see Your evergreen smile for ever.....................'

A MALAYALI JOKE (For Keralites only)

MALAYALI enna vaakkintee artham?...............

M - Mattulla

A - Alukalude

L - Life

A - Alampakkan

Y - Yathoru

A - Arappum

L - Levalesam

I - Illathavan..................

So are you a good MALAYALI ?........................................

A FIRST NIGHT JOKE

Tinkku : " I divorced my wife on the first night................ "

Friend : " Why ? "

Tinkku : " I saw the label on her panties ' Tested ok by Michael and Sons ' ".

IDIOTS JOKE

Tinkku : " Guruji ,I think I fail regularly because I don't have a women behind me "

Guruji : " Some idiots say that , behind every successful man there is a women.But nobody knows

the fact that women go only behind successful men................"

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GURU JOKE

Tinkku : " Guruji , that engineer just slapped me !!!!!........."

Guru : " Dear son , never ask women her age................................

Man his salary............................................................ and

nowadays........... an engineering student about his placements.............

It hurts alot........ah !!!!........I know that well..........."


( Guru himself was a jobless computer engineer ! )

A BEAUTIFUL GIRL SMS JOKE

Tinkku's brother : " Hey from where did you get this cycle ? "


Tinkku : " From the park.I saw a beautiful girl.She took me to a lonely place.........
and....removed some of her clothes .......and said ' Take whatever you want '...........
then I took her cycle......."


Tinkku's brother : " Wow brother ,you have done a great job.I am sure her clothes
wont fit you.So it was intelligent of you to take her cycle, instead of clothes !.... "

SMS JOKE FOR KERALITES

Barber akum munbu Balan evide joli cheitirunnu ?

a) Infosys.

b) IBS.

C) Satyam.

Ans = C.

Because .....................................Barbaram Balane SATHYAthillarum tiriccharinjilla !..........................

AN SMS FOR EVERYONE

We are born alone, we live alone, we die alone...................................................

Only through our love and friendship, can we create the illusion for the moment that we are not alone...................................................................................................................................

A MOSQUITO JOKE

Manu : " Why are you going up through the ladder ? "

Tinkku replied : " To escape from the mosquitoes "

Manu : " You fool, mosquitoes will also come there and attack you "

Tinkku : " Cant you think man ?.I will remove the ladder. "

SMILING SMS

Heart can skip beats for a while................................................................

Memories can be kept in a file...................................................................

Desert can be replaced by Nile..................................................................

But nothing can stop a smile................................................................

When your name appears on my mobile..............................................................

A NICE SMS FOR FRIENDS

I may be far.........................................................

4 a min..............................................................

4 a hr.................................................................

4 a day..............................................................

4 a month.........................................................

But I will always be there 4 you......................

I may not be able...............................................

2 say always......................................................

gd morning........................................................

gd evening.........................................................

gd night..............................................................

But I will never say ....good bye......................

When you are in trouble..................................

AN SMS TO YOUR LOVED ONES

What is the difference between your and my smile ?.....................

You smile when you are happy..........and I smile when you are happy...........................

A PHILOSOPHICAL SMS

A bitter truth of life and love.......................


" If we get whatever we love , there is no respect for tears..............."

" I f we love whatever we get , there is no need for tears.................."

A GOOD SMS TO YOUR LOVED ONES

Heart said to eyes : " Don't see more because you see and i suffer........."

Eyes said to heart : " Don't think more , because you feel and i cry for it ..........."