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If each leaf of a tree is your smile then...........

I promise you...........

I will water it throughout my life..........

To see your evergreen smile for ever.........

LIGHTNING JOKE

Mr Tinkku died due to lightning...............

His body was found smiling............

Everybody in heaven was wondering.........

When God asked Tinkku said " I thought somebody was taking my photograph "

WINDOWS XP JOKE ( for Keralites only )

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as " THALLE JANALA XP "
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Some commands :-

SAVE :- Rakshikkade appi.

SAVE AS :- Langane rakshikkadey.

SAVE ALL :- Appi de yellarem rasheeru.

PASTE :- Yeduthu chambadey.

RUN :- Vodada macchu.

CUT :- Piruthu kalayadey macchu.

SEARCH :- Thappi vidade appi.

EXIT :- Irangi podey payale.

OPEN :- Tvorakkadey macchu.

SHUT DOWN :- Appa macchu salam.

SYSTEM BUSY :- Thalle kalip theeranillalla.

SYSTEM ERROR :- Lavan puliyaanu keta.

RESTART :- Oru varavu koode varendi varum keta.

NEWBORN BABY JOKE

A newly born baby asks nurse " Do you have a mobile phone ? "

Nurse " Yes I have,but why do you need it ? "

Baby " To give a miss call to God to inform that I have reached safely ! "

GREAT MEN .....JOKE..

Mr Tinkku was learning Indian history............

These great people are confusing me.......!...!

Jawaharlal Nehru : " Laziness is our biggest enemy ".


Mahatma Gandhi : " We should learn to love our enemies ".

OOH...!....!!!! Which one to follow........?

BEGGAR ....SOFTWARE ENGINEER......JOKE

When a Beggar meets another Beggar and a......Software Engineer meets another

Software Engineer they ask the same question........

" Which platform are you working on ? ".

PHILOSOPHICAL JOKE

Crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing........

Rabbit thought to do the same thing and sat on the ground.......

A wolf came and ate it.......

MORAL : To sit and do nothing you need to be on top.........
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AUTO DRIVER JOKES

A Japaneese came to India.He took an auto to air port Mr Tinkku was driving it.......

A Honda car overtakes.......Japaneese said " Honda made in Japan very FAST...."

Next a Toyota overtakes Japaneese said " Toyota made in Japan very FAST....".

Airport came Japaneese asked " How much? "

Driver Tinkku replied " 800 Rs ".

Japaneese asked " Why so expensive? ".

Tinkku replied " Meter made in India very FAST.........."