Tinkku created an ultra modern NURSERY RHYME for the NEW YEAR.
Twinkle twinkle
Liquor Bar
How i wonder what a Bar
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a Rum with Chicken fry
Thursday, January 29, 2009
REVISED NEWTON'S FIRST LAW
Tinkku revised Newton's First Law :
" Every book continues to be in its state of rest or covered with dust , untill and
unless an internal
or external exams appears !!!! "
" Every book continues to be in its state of rest or covered with dust , untill and
unless an internal
or external exams appears !!!! "
SHOP JOKES
Once Tinkku went to a pettikkada.
He asked " what's the cost of this banana ?"..
Shop keeper " 1 Rs sir ".
Tinkku " can you give it for 60Ps ".
Shop keeper " you will get only the banana peel for 60 Ps ".
Tinkku " well here is 40 Ps give me only the banana without the peel ! "
He asked " what's the cost of this banana ?"..
Shop keeper " 1 Rs sir ".
Tinkku " can you give it for 60Ps ".
Shop keeper " you will get only the banana peel for 60 Ps ".
Tinkku " well here is 40 Ps give me only the banana without the peel ! "
IT JOKES
Tinkku got a computer job.
First day he worked till night.
Boss was very happy " what did you do yesterday ".
Tinkku said " the key board alphabets were not in order so i arranged them.".
First day he worked till night.
Boss was very happy " what did you do yesterday ".
Tinkku said " the key board alphabets were not in order so i arranged them.".
PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE
Tinkku's PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE.
1.lOVE YOUR BED IT'S YOUR TEMPLE.
2.RELAX IN THE DAY , SO THAT YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.
3.BOOKS ARE HOLY SO DON'T TOUCH THEM.
4.STUDYING IS HEALTHY SO LEAVE IT FOR SICK PEOPLE.
1.lOVE YOUR BED IT'S YOUR TEMPLE.
2.RELAX IN THE DAY , SO THAT YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.
3.BOOKS ARE HOLY SO DON'T TOUCH THEM.
4.STUDYING IS HEALTHY SO LEAVE IT FOR SICK PEOPLE.
RAILWAYS JOKES
Tinkku was traveling in a train in Chennai.
A man sitting near him asked " tamil terima ".
Tinkku got angry and said " hindi tera baap ".
A man sitting near him asked " tamil terima ".
Tinkku got angry and said " hindi tera baap ".
BAR JOKES
Once Mr Tinkku went to a bar in New York.
Man on his left said " Johny Walker single ".
Man on his right said " Peter Scotch single ".
Tinkku said " Tinkku married ".
Man on his left said " Johny Walker single ".
Man on his right said " Peter Scotch single ".
Tinkku said " Tinkku married ".
Monday, January 12, 2009
MYSTERY OF MATHS
Biggest mystery of maths :
1000's of years passed ,
Millions of theorems derived ,
Crores of formulas made ,
But still ,
' x ' is unknown
1000's of years passed ,
Millions of theorems derived ,
Crores of formulas made ,
But still ,
' x ' is unknown
AIRLINES JOKE
Mr.Tinkku went to airport and took ticket after seeing the advertisement " Warm and motherly experience "
He asked the airlines worker about add
Airlines Manager " Warm because AC is not working and motherly because all air hostess are above 50 years of age .......... "
He asked the airlines worker about add
Airlines Manager " Warm because AC is not working and motherly because all air hostess are above 50 years of age .......... "
Friday, January 9, 2009
MY NEW SITE ( videos uploaded)
Dear friends I am happy to inform you that I have started a new website where I will uploaded my works in painting,animation both flash and 3D animation etc.I have uploaded a flash video.So visit my site http://www.rajeevsr.webs.com/
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