INDIAN ARMY JOKES

Mr Tinkku was in Mumbai while terrorists attacked the Taj hotel.

Tinkku went to congratulate a commando.

Tinkku asked him " Can you forgive a terrorist ? "

Commando replied " Forgiving a terrorist is left to God.But fixing

his appointment with God is our responsibility ."


# Discourage terrorism #

FIRST NIGHT JOKE

Finally Tinkku got married .This was possible because the girls father

was a former club cricketer.

Luckily Tinkku was a spin bowler in a small cricket club.

During his first night Tinkku asked his wife " Do you have any affairs before ".

Wife replied " Fool , don't you know that no captain will give a new ball to a

spinner ! "

DUMB CAT FALL WHY ?

Mr Tinkku joined a science club.

He asked " Why does a dumb cat always fall while it was walking ? ".

Nobody answered thought about great scientific possibilities.

Atlast Tinkku said " As the cat is dumb it can't mew. So mew ( coefficient of friction ) is zero.

so it slips and falls.............! ! ! "

after this incident he was thrown out of the club.

SACHIN-KUMBLE JOKES

Once Kumble raised his bat after scoring a 40 ! .

Sachin asked " It's not 50 or 100 then why did you raised your bat ? "

Kumble replied " Only an engineering student know the difficulty of scoring a 40 "

SENTIMENTAL JOKE

Mr Tinkku's friend met him after a long time.

Friend said " I like you very much "

Tinkku became very happy and asked " why ".

Friend replied " I like you very much , because you are very sentimental... friend.

1% senti

and

99% mental !!!!!! "

THE MOST ILLUMINATING SAYING EVER

Mr Tinkku seemed very upset after his marriage.

He met his friend who was about to marry.

Tinkku said " Have you heard this most illuminating saying "

" If your father is a poor man, its your destiny....

But if your Father-in-law is a poor man......

Its your stupidity "

SEMINAR JOKES

Mr .Tinkku was studying in a management college.His main goal was to start his own business (small tattukada{small road side hotel} ).

He failed to take his seminar.His topic was global recession trends.

Professor got angry and asked him " Define seminar "

Tinkku thought for a while and said " Seminar is defined as a process in which one person spoils his

sleep for days in an effort to make others sleep for a few minutes......."

SEX JOKE

Mr Tinkku was playing with his kid.

Kid :"dad, what is sex? "

Tinkku became tensed but he explained everything to him.

Kid : "But dad how do i write all that in this small box of the school application form ?.........."

Marriage Jokes

Once Mr.Tinkku went to see a girl.That was the time when he thought that he was a great man.He told every one that he belongs to a wealthy family ,and he also spread the rumor that he was a learned man.Thus he got an idea that he can become rich by marrying a girl.Thus he went to see a girl.She was actually a graduate.


After seeing the girl he asked"how much did you studied"


Girl replied" B.A "


Tinkku laughed and said" Poor girl ! Studied just two alphabets and that too in the reverse order "

In this way that marriage was also broken.

The Temple Jokes

Once Mr.Tinkku was in the temple to pray for his success.As usual he was in a different mood.


After his temple visit he saw a friend and said angrily" oh ! this youth nowadays are

getting worse.I saw a boy lighting a cigarette from the arathi ,oh I was dumstrucked

and I almost dropped my beer bottle "

The Lorry Jokes

Mr.Tinkku was at the bus stop.

A lorry(truck) went by pulling another lorry.



Tinkku started laughing and said " what fools ! see they are using two lorries to

carry a single rope "