BUSH JOKES

Bush was visiting a school

Bush- " Anybody wants to ask me any questions ? ".

Peter -" Sir i have 2 questions

1.Why you attacked Iraq ?
2. Where is Osama ? ".

Bush-" Intelligent questions.I will answer after the interval ".

After the interval

Tinkku-" Sir I want to ask you 3 questions

1.Why you attacked Iraq ?
2. Where is Osama ?
3.Where is Peter? ".

INDIAN ARMY JOKES

Mr Tinkku was in Mumbai while terrorists attacked the Taj hotel.

Tinkku went to congratulate a commando.

Tinkku asked him " Can you forgive a terrorist ? "

Commando replied " Forgiving a terrorist is left to God.But fixing

his appointment with God is our responsibility ."


# Discourage terrorism #

FIRST NIGHT JOKE

Finally Tinkku got married .This was possible because the girls father

was a former club cricketer.

Luckily Tinkku was a spin bowler in a small cricket club.

During his first night Tinkku asked his wife " Do you have any affairs before ".

Wife replied " Fool , don't you know that no captain will give a new ball to a

spinner ! "

DUMB CAT FALL WHY ?

Mr Tinkku joined a science club.

He asked " Why does a dumb cat always fall while it was walking ? ".

Nobody answered thought about great scientific possibilities.

Atlast Tinkku said " As the cat is dumb it can't mew. So mew ( coefficient of friction ) is zero.

so it slips and falls.............! ! ! "

after this incident he was thrown out of the club.

SACHIN-KUMBLE JOKES

Once Kumble raised his bat after scoring a 40 ! .

Sachin asked " It's not 50 or 100 then why did you raised your bat ? "

Kumble replied " Only an engineering student know the difficulty of scoring a 40 "

SENTIMENTAL JOKE

Mr Tinkku's friend met him after a long time.

Friend said " I like you very much "

Tinkku became very happy and asked " why ".

Friend replied " I like you very much , because you are very sentimental... friend.

1% senti

and

99% mental !!!!!! "

THE MOST ILLUMINATING SAYING EVER

Mr Tinkku seemed very upset after his marriage.

He met his friend who was about to marry.

Tinkku said " Have you heard this most illuminating saying "

" If your father is a poor man, its your destiny....

But if your Father-in-law is a poor man......

Its your stupidity "

SEMINAR JOKES

Mr .Tinkku was studying in a management college.His main goal was to start his own business (small tattukada{small road side hotel} ).

He failed to take his seminar.His topic was global recession trends.

Professor got angry and asked him " Define seminar "

Tinkku thought for a while and said " Seminar is defined as a process in which one person spoils his

sleep for days in an effort to make others sleep for a few minutes......."

SEX JOKE

Mr Tinkku was playing with his kid.

Kid :"dad, what is sex? "

Tinkku became tensed but he explained everything to him.

Kid : "But dad how do i write all that in this small box of the school application form ?.........."

Marriage Jokes

Once Mr.Tinkku went to see a girl.That was the time when he thought that he was a great man.He told every one that he belongs to a wealthy family ,and he also spread the rumor that he was a learned man.Thus he got an idea that he can become rich by marrying a girl.Thus he went to see a girl.She was actually a graduate.


After seeing the girl he asked"how much did you studied"


Girl replied" B.A "


Tinkku laughed and said" Poor girl ! Studied just two alphabets and that too in the reverse order "

In this way that marriage was also broken.

The Temple Jokes

Once Mr.Tinkku was in the temple to pray for his success.As usual he was in a different mood.


After his temple visit he saw a friend and said angrily" oh ! this youth nowadays are

getting worse.I saw a boy lighting a cigarette from the arathi ,oh I was dumstrucked

and I almost dropped my beer bottle "

The Lorry Jokes

Mr.Tinkku was at the bus stop.

A lorry(truck) went by pulling another lorry.



Tinkku started laughing and said " what fools ! see they are using two lorries to

carry a single rope "

TINKKU'S WISH COMES TRUE

Mr.Tinkku wished and prayed to God

"God give me a job,a bag full of money and a vehicle full of girls."



God fulfilled his dream.Now he is a BUS CONDUCTOR

Mr.TINKKU'S JOKES IN BOMBAY

Once TINKKU went to Bombay in a plane.While landing at Bombay the air hostess

said " Be silent please ".

Tinkku heard this and said " oh sorry. Ombay! Ombay! "

Mr TINKKU IN SCHOOL

Tinkku was studying in school.His friend loves a girl and he asked Tinkku's help.

Tinkku gave him an idea.Tinkku said"I will bring one of her books,you just write a love letter in it.I will give it to her".After saying this Tinkku brought a book and his friend wrote a beautiful love letter in it.

The next day,Tinkku's friend and his lover were suspended from the school.The book he brought was her text paper book,and after his friend wrote the letter,Tinkku gave it for correction.



Now his friend and his lover says that they are great enemies.But actually they are about to marry.They says this to escape from Tinkku's help.

Mr.TINKKU in CHENNAI

This is Tinkku's first adventure.
(read this bracket only if you are not living in India.In India you can make a call by inserting a one rupee coin in a coin box.one rupee = 2 fifty paise or four 25 paise)


Tinkku went to Chennai and he wanted to make an urgent call to Kerala.He didnot go to any telephone booth, instead he went from one pettikkada(whicsmallest shops h usually sells lime water and toffees) to another.At last he found a pettikkada with a coin box.

He was very happy ,but he had no one ruppee coin.He happilly took four 25 paise coins and inserted in it.Suddenly there was a jerk in the coin box and smoke came from it.Then there was a shrieking sound and smoke came from it, there was a smell of burned rubber.A big crowd gathered.Now there was a bright light in the display of the coin box.It showed " Welcome Mr TINKKU"

Announcement about TINKKU

I am happy to announce that I will be posting interesting and comic stories and

incidences from the life of the comic character Mr.TINKKU.TINKKU represents the

common man in our society who gets knowingly or unknowingly involved in a lot of

mistakes.He represents a fellow light hearted citizen of our world.He will be

presented in different roles like student,government worker,teacher etc.

So wait to read the adventures of TINKKU.

CRICKET JOKES

Once India and Australia were playing in India.Indians were batting and were getting out.Many people were leaving the stadium.the heat of the stadium increaced why?.Can you answer.
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answer-When the fans left the stadium heat increased

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